When someone asks, "What are you supposed to be?"
I'll respond, "I'm..."
On the phone
Melancholy
Thinking about doing a 5K
Checking my email on your computer
Riddled
An introvert
Staring at you for masturbatory purposes
A person with 'Pancho & Lefty' stuck in his head
Suffering from a wet hacking cough
Asleep at your boring party
Just kidding. I'm rich and I love parties. I bought a booty-liscous Kim Kardashian costume that's going to win me lots of prize monies at all the great Halloween parties and clubs I go to every day.
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