Ship To Poland & Europe!

Now I know who can take care of all those Romanian whore corpses clogging up my crawlspace.

The Athlete's Foot

Today I went to The Athlete's Foot and bought some great sneakers.

Then I noticed a gift basket of fine meats at Cheese Washer's Lung.

But instead I got a nice jewelry gift for my girlfriend at Genital Sores.

Next, we met at Botulism, where she ordered a baked potato and I ordered something canned on the premises.

We worked off that great dinner at Pusy, where we danced until our feet were sore!

Later on, we popped in at Nauseo's for a late night slice of pizza pie.

Homegrown Terrorists

Are homegrown terrorists like organic terrorists?

I've been trying to be organic lately.

It's supposed to be better for you.

Maybe the homegrown organic terrorists just really want you to live a healthier life.

I can support that.

Support our homegrown terrorists!