March 25, 2010
March 12, 2010
The Athlete's Foot
Today I went to The Athlete's Foot and bought some great sneakers.
Then I noticed a gift basket of fine meats at Cheese Washer's Lung.
But instead I got a nice jewelry gift for my girlfriend at Genital Sores.
Next, we met at Botulism, where she ordered a baked potato and I ordered something canned on the premises.
We worked off that great dinner at Pusy, where we danced until our feet were sore!
Later on, we popped in at Nauseo's for a late night slice of pizza pie.
March 10, 2010
Homegrown Terrorists
Are homegrown terrorists like organic terrorists?
I've been trying to be organic lately.
It's supposed to be better for you.
Maybe the homegrown organic terrorists just really want you to live a healthier life.
I can support that.
Support our homegrown terrorists!
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