The Fresh New Dumbness

Wordings by Tony Mendoza

September 6, 2011

Pizza, Computer, or Pizza?

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June 2, 2011

Adult Audio Book Series

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Several years ago I spotted this LP at a record store. It looked positively groovy. And dangerous with all those warnings. Law Forbids...
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September 29, 2010

Betty White Pitch

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Hey everyone, Let's pray for an early death for Betty White so we don't have to see her senility exploited for cheap, ugly laughs by...
June 28, 2010

New Business In Chicago

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Today I immediately opened a brand new business in Chicago's Lincoln Square neighborhood: The Lil' Handgun Boutique It's going t...
June 23, 2010

Book Learnin'

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Don't call them dummies!
April 23, 2010

Coal Miner's Daughter

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Movie Renter: Hey Hollywood Producer Scum! Coal Miner's Daughter . That's how you do a biopic. Hollywood Producer Scum (sipping B...
April 21, 2010

American Defensive Driving School

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I hear the instructors here are a little insecure.
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