Coal Miner's Daughter

Movie Renter: Hey Hollywood Producer Scum! Coal Miner's Daughter. That's how you do a biopic.

Hollywood Producer Scum (sipping Bling H2o with ginseng caffeinated crystal Red Bull phosphates): That's a good idea. We'll remake Coal Miner's Daughter!

American Defensive Driving School

I hear the instructors here are a little insecure.

GRT EATS

At 1am I was in line at the drive thru of a White Castle.

The car in front of me had a personalized license plate:

GRT EATS

I wonder if it was the Zagat's.

Connecticut

I heard on the news today that the nation's unemployment force is equivalent to the population of Connecticut.

Boy, I'm glad I don't live in Connecticut.